Dec 28 2009

The UN-Official JH Forum Posting Checklist Posted 15 years 2 days ago ago by Admin

The UN-Official JH Forum Posting Checklist By A JH Visitor

The forum at JH can be a rough and tumble place to exchange ideas. The following is a humorous "poke" at the Forum of Justhelicopters.com. It was submitted by a JH Visitor.

Just Helicopters.com Forum Posting Checklist

I am posting for the purpose of:

Asking the URL of:
< > The FAA
< > AEL
< > CJ
< > Anyone who's hiring
< > Another of the 850+ entries on Lynn's site

Unions:
< > ______ employee's are getting screwed! We need a Union!
< > You're a Union pimp!
< > You're a buster!
< > Am not!
< > Are too!

Pilot's Only:
< > My mechanic sucks
< > My mechanic smells bad
< > My mechanic is trying to kill me

Mechanics only:
< > Pilot's are all a$$holes!
< > My pilot can't read
< > My pilot won't help wash the helicopter
< > I'm trying to kill my pilot

EMS Crews only:
< > Our FN/Medics are hot
< > Our FN/Medics are ugly
< > My med crew thinks they can fly better than me
< > My med crew is trying to get me fired

I'm a newbie!:
< > Which flight school is the best?
< > R-22 or 300C?
< > Why is this so expensive?
< > Should I join the Army?
< > You old farts are mean, you all suck!

Army Pilots Only: I'm getting ready to ETS, who's hiring?
The: < > AH-64 < > AH-1
< > UH-60 < > UH-1
< > CH-47 < > Other: _______
< > Is the best helicopter ever
< > Is not!
< > Is too!
< > Civilian Pilots suck

Civilian Pilots only:
< > How much does ______ pay?
< > Where can I find a POH/RFM/Checklist for a ______
< > Army pilots suck

NVG's:
< > Which programs use NVG's?
< > When is the FAA going to get with the program?!
< > NVG's suck!
< > Do not!
< > Do too!

Helmets:
< > Which helmet should I buy?
< > Helmets suck
< > Complaining about a helmet
< > Responding to a complaint about a helmet
< > Responding to a response to a complaint about a helmet


< > Rehashing a topic that was beaten to death last week
< > Rehashing a topic that was beaten to death a month ago
< > Rehashing a topic that was beaten to death two months ago
< > Dispensing non-helicopter, non-aviation information
< > Demonstrating a lack of knowledge of punctuation or grammar (also
known as showing I am a super-deaf!!!!!!!,
cold-chillin'!!!!!, super-slamming!!!!! bad-@ss m****
f*****!!!!!?????!!!!!!)
< > PROVING MY "CAPS LOCK" KEY IS STUCK, AND MY "!" KEY REPEATS!!!!!!!
< > Inciting as many other posters as possible to send a "me too" message
< > Bragging
< > Inviting a new bout of flaming
< > Trolling
< > Polling for useless information
< > Providing useless information in reponse to a poll
< > Selling overpriced used junk
< > Advertising for, or asking for a job instead of using the appropriate Employment/Resumes section
< > Demonstrating that I just got web capability, and boy is it cool!
< > Sending a joke that's been around forever
< > Complaining about someone else's waste of bandwidth or lack of helicopter content while contributing nothing myself

The subject is:

< > Covered in a FAQ
< > Inappropriately identified on the subject line
< > Not related to the body of the message
Helicopter related
< > What's a subject?
< > Already a well exhausted topic
< > Virus (hoax)
< > Virus (probably hoax)
< > Some other Urban Legend
< > Non-aviation joke
< > How much should I be getting paid?
< > Unions suck

I am (check all that apply):

< > Athiest
< > Democrat
< > Libertarian
< > Republican
< > not registered to vote
< > Pro-Union
< > Anti-Union
< > a sixth grade graduate
< > contemplating learning how to spell
< > paying too much for insurance
< > unconcerned that the US government spends more in an hour than I will make in my lifetime
< > Other ______________

I got busted for:

< > buzzing my ex's house
< > photographing Streisand's Malibu mansion
< > having a "few too many" last night
< > I am posting from a jail cell
< > flying a Robinson

My favorite nickname for a Robinson is:

< > Robbie < > Flying Deathtrap
< > Weedwacker < > Other _________

I would like to take your time to flame:

< > Robinson < > Bell < > Eurocopter
< > Slick Willie Clinton < > GWB < > Lynn
< > Spud < > Klank < > Unions
< > CJ < > Other _____________

(Insert standard flame here. Non-standard flames are not acceptable.
See previous forum posts for examples of standard flames.)

My favorite song to which to, uh, ahem, ummm, fly is:

< > Anything by Vanilla Ice
< > Anything but Vanilla Ice
< > Elevator music
< > By an artist that is so cool I am sure you have not heard of him/her
< > I Touch Myself, by the DiVinyls

AEL:
< > Sucks
< > Does not
< > Does too
< > Does not

CJ:
< > Sucks
< > Does not
< > Does too
< > Does not

(insert company here):
< > Sucks
< > Does not
< > Does too
< > Does not

I am including:
< > Quoted text not marked with anything to designate such text
< > The entire post to which I am replying, including non-relevant content

Me too!!!!:
< > I love Boy George too!
< > I think CJ sucks too!
< > I hate AEL, too!
< > I want to say Eurocrapper, too!
< > I don't want to add useful information or discussion to this forum either!

About This Checklist (must choose one):
< > This checklist doesn't apply to me (and I am including it in its entirety to prove it)
< > This checklist offends me (but doesn't apply to me)
< > I am touching myself while I surf the net for nudie pictures and found this form by mistake

Signature:
< > Much bigger than my actual post
< > An audio file
< > Racist, sexist, commercial or offensive to certain religions
< > The bill of materials required to build an entire B206 from scratch
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Guidelines for posting:
o Please discontinue the posting of original content.
o Only submit via this form.
o Please include this checklist in its entirety. Do not delete non-relevant portions.